If you think girls with puffy nipples are the sexiest beings on the planet, I have to say I agree completely. I’ve always been a boob guy. Most guys are. It’s not like it’s something rare or uncommon. The clothing industry has been making a fortune over the years showing off perky tits because they’re very aware of what a huge niche it is. In fact, just about every company that makes bras puts out a push-up bra so women can give the appearance at the very least of having a nice rack.

Once the clothes come off and I get to look at those perky tits all bare and in their glory, it’s hard for me to keep my load in my pants. When a girl has puffy nipples it’s like they’re little buttons I just have to push. Running my tongue over them would be like licking the icing off a cake.  One of my favorite things in life is shooting a hot load of jizz all over nipples like that.

I used to have a side gig as an Uber driver. It wasn’t too bad of a job, but I ended up getting a raise at my day job and my wife never liked me being gone much in the evenings anyway, so I no longer drive. But man oh man do I ever have some interesting stories from when I did!

Some of the more common would be horny young couples who would get in and start getting frisky while I drove to their destination. This was usually after being picked up from a bar at closing time and taking them home. I never had someone full on fuck in my backseat, but I definitely had a few not so discreet handjobs and finger bang sessions go on that’s for sure. I didn’t love cleaning up some dude’s spunk, but it was still better than the time some drunk dude pissed all over my seat. Thankfully with this Fake Taxi discount for up to 60% in savings I can see babes getting plowed in taxis in hot high quality scenes that fulfill my every fantasy!